Chief Dog's Laws and Pronouncements!

...so "he" says:

Rules for Dog Parents from The Chief:


* I will not bathe my dog after he bathes himself in the mud puddle. 

 

* I will not push my dog away when he wants a hug after playing in a mud puddle. 


*  I will not complain "My arm is tired" after only throwing the ball 20 times.

 

* I will not confuse my dog by throwing snowballs for him to fetch. 


* I will not ask my dog to play fetch with a boomerang. 


* I will not drag my dog away from the interesting sniffing spots. 


* I will drop whatever I'm doing and take my dog out as soon as he asks me to. 


* I will not tell my dog to hurry up already when he's looking for just the right spot to take care of business. 


* I will not stare while my dog is doing his business. 


* I will not feed the cat before I feed my dog. 


* I will get rid of that cat. 


* I will not bring home any more cats. 


* I will never eat until my dog has tasted what I have and approved it for me. 


* I will share everything I eat with my dog. 


* I will not leave my dog at home any time I go in the car. 


* I will allow my dog on the couch. 


* I will protect my dog from that obnoxious little human thing at all times. 


* I will not have another of those obnoxious little human things. 


* I will not hide my dog's ball in a place where I know he couldn't possibly retrieve it from and then ask him to go get it. 


* I will not take shredded, soggy, yummy tennis balls away from my dog. 


* I will not sneak around the backyard wearing funny clothes to test whether my dog is a good watchdog. 


* I will stop referring to my dog's necklace as her "collar." 


* I will not cut my dog's nails. 


* I will not abandon my dog for trivial reasons like "going to work". 


* I will not wake my dog when I come home from work. 


* I will not come home from work and feel the sofa to see if it is still warm from where my dog was sleeping "illegally". 


* Bad weather is no excuse for not walking my dog. 


* I will open the back door as soon as my dog sits by it. 


* I will not laugh at my dog for being confused over not being able to find the lump of ice that he buried earlier.

 

* I will not run out of treats. 


* I will always carry cookies and treats. 


* I will not make my dog wear silly-looking antlers or red hats. 


* I will not make my dog pose for pictures with some fat stranger in a red suit. 


* I will not tie leftover ribbons and bows all over my dog.

 

* I will not use decorations like tinsel that could be dangerous to my dog. 


* I will try much harder to understand my dog's language.


---Sincerely,

          "The Chief"


 

The "Chief" Dog.
Has his own set of "Laws"

The "Chief" Dog. Has his own set of "Laws"